Keeping
                        the jukes jumping
                        They
                        are to the music industry what unicorns are to
                        reality:   
                        magical, mythical beasts.  But spinning those tunes
                        on vinyl,  
                        they’re the life of the party. 
                        By Dean Kuipers, Special to The Times 
                        August 10, 2006
                        
                          
                            
                              
                                
                                  
                                    
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                        Don
                        MULLER stands in his living room, grinning like a
                        caffeinated teenager, clearly dazzled by the magic he
                        has wrought.  The playroom in his Van Nuys ranch
                        home features four classic jukeboxes crowded around a
                        small dance floor, and lightbulbs are flashing like an
                        arcade around the room and across the ceiling. 
                        "See
                        how this model has a speaker on top?" he shouts,
                        patting a 1946 AMI "mother-of-plastic" Model A
                        jukebox, as Eddie Cochran's "Summertime Blues"
                        comes blasting out at about ear-level.  "That
                        was so it would play over the top of the tables. 
                        See, this would be the music for a whole restaurant or
                        dance hall, and it only took one machine in the corner
                        to do it.  It really kicks it out!" 
                        Muller
                        is clearly enjoying himself, and his enthusiasm is
                        infectious.  To thousands of Southern Californians
                        who own jukeboxes that play vinyl records, and the
                        smattering of restaurants and bars that still keep them
                        around, he is something of a guru, a figure familiar to
                        the rich and famous, to music junkies and nostalgia
                        freaks.  Now in his 35th year as sole proprietor of
                        Jukeboxes Unlimited, Muller has seen the industry turn
                        toward CD jukes and, recently, to Internet-connected
                        players that download songs from massive
                        databases.  He is one of only two guys in L.A. who
                        still make house calls to service record-playing
                        jukeboxes.  He's a gadget freak and is the first
                        one to admit it. 
                        But
                        it would be a mistake to think that the jukebox fetish
                        is all about these lights and bubbles and fake
                        mother-of-pearl. 
                        "Oh,
                        no," he says, his face getting serious. He stops
                        what he's doing, which is punching up song after
                        song.  "I need to show you something." 
                        We
                        move swiftly through the back door.  Behind his
                        house is another building, a garage the size of a small
                        barn.  He swings the door open and says, "This
                        is a lifetime's worth of music." 
                        It's
                        more than that. It's several dozen lifetimes' worth.
                        It's the most staggering collection of vinyl imaginable.
                        In that garage, loosely arranged on floor-to-ceiling
                        shelves, in banana boxes, in crates, in retail record
                        bins, are more than 400,000 vinyl singles in 45-rpm and
                        78-rpm sizes. Plus 5,000 to 7,000 albums and EPs, and
                        then some reel-to-reel tapes and even 8- and 4-track
                        cartridges.  This is the real driving force behind
                        his passion for the jukebox; what matters to Muller, 63,
                        is the music. 
                        Jukeboxes,
                        to Muller, are about entertaining.  The machines
                        are at their best when they're surrounded by partygoers,
                        selecting songs they can't wait to hear. 
                        "I
                        have always been the party guy," a grinning Muller
                        says, adding that his first business, in the 1960s, was
                        called Parties Unlimited.  He'd bring the music,
                        the sound gear, the sorority girls, even provide the
                        rented house. 
                        "But
                        then one day I rented a jukebox for a party. 
                        People loved it. It was the best party we ever
                        had!" he nearly shouts. "I got an idea. 
                        I started buying up every jukebox I could get my hands
                        on.  "The outrageous success of the iPod and,
                        before that, illegal file-sharing sites such as Napster
                        are only the latest way to scratch what is now a
                        129-year-old itch: to program your own music, on your
                        own machine, and make your own party.  That desire
                        began with the invention of Thomas Edison's
                        "Phonograph or Speaking Machine" in 1877, but
                        it didn't become a staple of public life until Edison's
                        machine became the jukebox.  And that happened,
                        fittingly, in a bar. 
                        According
                        to recorded-music lore, the official birth date of the
                        jukebox is Nov. 23, 1889, when Louis Glass and William
                        Arnold demonstrated an Edison Class M Electric
                        Phonograph, which played prerecorded cylinders, fitted
                        with a coin mechanism known as a
                        "nickel-in-the-slot," in the saloon of the
                        Palais Royale restaurant in San Francisco.  It was
                        a smash success, and they patented the coin
                        apparatus.  By May 1890, the two men said, the 15
                        machines they had built had raked in $4,000, a huge sum
                        for the times.  A booming business was born. 
                        The
                        flat-record disc as we know it already existed at that
                        time, having been patented by Emile Berliner in 1888,
                        but disc and cylinder players were both too expensive
                        for the average home, so the coin-operated players
                        exploded in popularity.  For the next 25 years or
                        so, this was the record industry.  Near the turn of
                        the century, the spring-driven machines began replacing
                        live bands in the "juke joints" that
                        proliferated near the cotton fields of the South, and
                        thus the name was born: the jukebox. By the 1930's, the
                        big-name manufacturers we know today began developing
                        their effusive, bulbous wonder gizmos that dazzle the
                        eye as well as the ear — the Rudolph Wurlitzer Co.,
                        the Rockola Manufacturing Co., AMI Inc. and the J.P.
                        Seeburg Co. 
                        In
                        1947, Seeburg came out with a durable mechanism that
                        could manage 50 vinyl records, playing both sides of
                        what were then big 78-rpm discs, thus offering 100
                        selections.  The modern jukebox era was born, and
                        competition among operators was stiff. 
                        "Years
                        ago, you really had to be on your toes about it, because
                        you would lose a location, easy," says Tom
                        Blackwell, a jukebox operator in South Carolina who
                        began one of his businesses when he was a teenager,
                        around 1945.  "You had to keep the machines
                        running real good, because there was too many people in
                        the business. On jukeboxes, the main thing was changing
                        records — keeping the new top records in there." 
                        Blackwell
                        kept up by reading Billboard. Most people think the
                        record companies supplied the records, he says,
                        "but that never happened."  Instead, he
                        raced kids to the record shops when new hits would land,
                        trying to keep about 1,000 machines stocked with the
                        latest releases. 
                        And
                        every once in a while, he'd sell a jukebox to someone
                        who wanted to put it in his home.  "They'd get
                        'em at Christmastime," he says, laughing, "but
                        then they'd never play 'em unless they had company come
                        over." 
                        Which,
                        for Don Muller, is the point:  The jukebox comes to
                        life when you have company. 
                        In
                        the late '60s, Muller discovered a cache of 40 vintage
                        jukes in a theater in Prescott, Ariz., and bought the
                        whole lot for about $3 apiece.  He fixed them and
                        began selling them to private individuals, to strip
                        clubs (the girls could program their own songs) and to
                        developers who'd put them in their model homes. 
                        He
                        began doing TV ads.  Quickly, he had a big shop in
                        Phoenix and was buying and selling jukeboxes all over
                        the country. 
                        In
                        the early '70's, he moved the operation to L.A. It's not
                        out of line to say that the reason so many American
                        homes have jukes in them today is because of Muller; his
                        was the first business set up to put them into homes. 
                        "My
                        kids didn't go somewhere else to party," says
                        Muller, who has sold more than 15,000 jukeboxes. 
                        "They
                        were here, and all their friends were here, and their
                        parents knew they were here.  Now I go to their
                        weddings, and they sit there and say, "The best
                        time of my life was growing up at your house." 
                        "I've had everyone up here from Martin Scorsese to
                        Barbra Streisand, and everybody just loves the
                        jukebox," says legendary music producer Richard
                        Perry, seated in the rec room of his home above the
                        Sunset Strip.  The Art Deco room has a bar and
                        walls full of instruments and gold and platinum records.
                        Like Muller, who sold him his 1978-79 Seeburg Disco
                        jukebox, his primary interest is in the music. 
                        "I
                        was particularly fortunate to find this gem," he
                        says, beaming.  "It sort of has an Art Deco
                        look, like it belongs here.  This was the only
                        sound source they used in the disco; they'd just crank
                        it up.  This is probably the most powerful jukebox
                        I've ever heard.  The room gets pumping when that
                        thing is cranked." 
                        As
                        a demonstration, he turns up "Love TKO"; at 50
                        watts per channel, it's flapping the potted
                        plants.  Plus, he affirms, the jukebox experience
                        is hands-on fun. And everybody, himself included, loves
                        to choose music. 
                        "I
                        dare you to name one person who doesn't find it fun to
                        stand around the jukebox and be part of programming
                        whatever music they want to hear," he says. 
                        For
                        Perry, who has produced albums for artists from
                        Streisand to Ringo Starr to Carly Simon to the Pointer
                        Sisters, and continues today to have huge hits with
                        albums of standards by Rod Stewart, stocking the jukebox
                        is an art unto itself.  His has 80 selections, and
                        his standards are high.  He picks a song like Van
                        Morrison's "Moondance," for instance. 
                        "Come on; that's a song that's great to hear
                        anytime, anywhere.  I strive to have every song as
                        meaningful as that," he says. 
                        So
                        his machine is packed with '40s big-band classics such
                        as Glenn Miller's "Moonlight Serenade," a
                        smattering of doo-wop and lots of R&B, Sinatra and
                        classic blues.  There are about 60 selections, he
                        says, that he'll never change.  The other 20 slots,
                        however, are for contemporary stuff, experiments. And
                        don't try to tell him that a CD jukebox would give him
                        more selections. 
                        "The
                        CD jukeboxes have hundreds and thousands of selections,
                        and it leaves too much to someone else's potential bad
                        taste," he says with a smile. 
                        For
                        others, taste may have other connotations. 
                        Children of the alternative '80s and '90s find a jukebox
                        can be an ideal display site for that offbeat record,
                        keeping what might be a little-played record at your
                        fingertips. 
                        "When
                        I was a kid and started to collect 45's, you had the
                        little spindle where you could stack about five of them
                        on your record player," L.A. music journalist Dan
                        Epstein recalls, "and I just like remember going to
                        restaurants where they had a jukebox and going, 'Oh,
                        that would be so badass. I could put all my 45s in this
                        thing and not have to take 'em in and out of their
                        sleeves, just play 'em.'" 
                        By
                        the time he got his 1964 Wurlitzer about eight years
                        ago, he had 3,000 to 4,000 singles.  Then his
                        obsession exploded. 
                        "Oh,
                        God, yes! I probably bought like another 1,000 or 2,000
                        in the next five years.  From digging through
                        25-cent bins at used-record stores to going on eBay and
                        tracking down MC5 and New York Dolls singles." 
                        And
                        the more obscure, the better. Epstein would change out
                        the records every few months, adding rarities like
                        "Naturally Stoned" by the Avant-Garde —
                        game-show host Chuck Woolery's '60s psychedelic band —
                        and "Break It All" by Los Shakers, Uruguay's
                        version of the Beatles. 
                        Though
                        several people interviewed for this story admit,
                        somewhat sheepishly, that their jukes have suffered
                        because of their new devotion to the iPod, filmmaker and
                        former Rhino Records artistic director Sam Epstein (no
                        relation to Dan) claims nothing can usurp his 1958
                        Seeburg with 200 selections.  He's a die-hard
                        collector of 45s, now owning more than 10,000, and
                        contends the ideal sonic and aesthetic environment for
                        discovering music is the jukebox. 
                        "The
                        45 is the way it was originally intended, you know? For
                        a lot of early rock 'n' roll, a lot of vintage
                        vocalists, even the punk movement," Sam Epstein
                        says.  "It's more organic than any of the
                        digital media, especially if you get an old Motown 45,
                        or an old Chess 45, and you hear Howlin' Wolf or Bo
                        Diddley.  It's kind of like the whole box rumbles
                        and the room rumbles, and it's different each time you
                        play it." 
                        Having
                        been at Rhino more than 25 years, Sam Epstein also loves
                        how what he calls "feeding the jukebox" leads
                        him to new music.  His interests have led him to
                        make a film about the blues, still in production, called
                        "When Blue Men Sang the Whites." He'll ask
                        friends going home to Nigeria to bring him fresh juju
                        singles, or will set up his whole jukebox with
                        Bakersfield country. 
                        "For
                        those who really like to play the records, this was the
                        machine," Epstein says of the Seeburg. 
                        Tom
                        Blackwell points out this is an urge the downloadable or
                        Internet jukebox may not scratch sufficiently.  He
                        notes that all commercial jukeboxes have about 20 songs
                        on them that are the hot sellers, the hits, and it's
                        always been that way.  The Internet jukes offer so
                        many songs, and such little editing, that they're
                        actually not as fun.  So far, he understands,
                        they're also not making much money. 
                        Sam
                        Epstein points out that this is exactly why the home
                        jukebox is now so important. It's about selecting music,
                        programming it.  The box keeps the 45 alive, and
                        45's keep whole genres of music alive. 
                        "Pop
                        music is always going to be about what sells," he
                        says.  "And the whole fun of my jukebox is
                        discovering things that were an obscurity — one of
                        mine was Sugar Pie DeSanto.  She was a singer, a
                        pal of Etta James, still lives up in San Francisco,
                        putting out records.  You'll never find that stuff
                        downloadable, or whatever.  It just doesn't make
                        marketable sense.  It's kind of like the haphazard
                        route of history." 
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